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I can still remember that day like it was yesterday. I was seven
years old at the time, and it was our first day back to school after the
Christmas break.
It was Library Day.
I really liked the library. It was a great place to get lost,
with all the tables and desks, and the aisles and aisles of books as far
as the eye could see.
When our little class walked through those doors, we all noticed
the funny smell right away. Our little old librarian, Miss Tooley, quickly
informed us that they'd just put in brand new carpet during the holidays,
and wasn't it just lovely? Then we were given our instructions for the period
and herded back to the far corner.
On our way, the little fat kid that everybody called Clumsy
was dragging his feet and tripped over his shoelaces. He grabbed at the nearest
girl to keep from falling, and in the process gave her a pretty nasty static
sting. We all heard it zap.
Immediately, one of the more knowledgeable of the boys started
expounding on static electricity and new carpets. It was only a matter of
seconds, and everybody was shuffling their feet and touching whoever was
unlucky enough to be too close. Girls screamed in terror, and boys hollered
with delight. The place turned into an instant madhouse. Poor Miss Tooley
didn't know what to do. She just stood there with her hands on her cheeks
saying, "Oh dear, oh dear," over and over.
At first I just watched. I was fascinated. I'd never heard of
such a thing. Imagine being able to shock somebody by just rubbing your feet!
I saw one boy run up behind a girl, shuffle his feet once real quick, then
touch her on the back of the neck. It hardly did anything, and he walked
away saying, "Junk." I figured out pretty fast that the more they rubbed
their feet, the bigger the shock. And without really thinking about it, I
started slowly shuffling my feet, back and forth, back and forth, while I
stood there and watched the spreading mayhem.
Another girl got shocked. Another boy laughed. More shuffling.
More touching. More screaming and laughing. I froze in anxious anticipation
when the class bully snuck up behind Miss Tooley, dragging his feet on the
carpet with every step. Then he zapped her on her elbow and took off running
and laughing. That one even made ME laugh. Poor Miss Tooley.
I started shuffling again, and started looking around for a
likely candidate. I had to get at least one, and I figured I might as well
make it a good one. Faster shuffling. Patiently watching. Waiting.
Finally a girl came sneaking around one of the bookracks to
my right, trying to stay hidden. Just as she poked her innocent little head
around the corner, a boy coming around the other side spotted her, zapped
her on her nose, and backed away laughing hystericallyand headed straight
at me.
Here's my chance, I thought. My turn at last.
Without thinking about it twice, I took a step forward and reached
out my hand for the kid's arm, my forefinger extended.
With only inches to go, he turned his head, and I discovered,
to my utter dismay, that I was about to shock the class bully.
Rodney Davis. BIG trouble.
I panicked. I did NOT want to zap Rodney. He would beat me up
after school, for sure. Word was out that he'd already beat up two other
kids, and one of them was a big third grader.
Too late, I hesitated. Too late, I tried to pull my hand back.
Too lateI zapped Rodney.
Oddly enough, it didn't do the little snap-pop thing like everybody
else's. It sizzled and crackled and sparkled real mean-like. And it lasted
for a LONG timeforever, it seemed. Long enough that half the class
had time to turn their heads and still see it arcing wildly across the entire
four inches of empty space from my fingertip to Rodney's unprotected elbow.
And loud enough that EVERYBODY heard it. You'd have thought the whole building
had been hit by lightening or something.
Rodney screamed bloody murder and fell on his back, frantically
rubbing his elbow. He pointed at me and yelled, "He stung me! He stung me!"
Miss Tooley helped him up and tried to walk him out of the library, but Rodney
kept turning around and looking at me, and kept falling and dangling from
Miss Tooley's hand. Finally, she picked him up and carried him through the
double doors and down the hall.
I'll never forget the look on his face as he stared me down
over Miss Tooley's shoulder. I half expected static or lightening to come
right out of his eyes, he looked so mad and mean.
"I'll get you, Stinger!" he yelled between sobs. "I'll get you!"
*
And that's how it all started. The name stuck like glue. I became
"Sting" Fischer. And I was treated like a pariah from that day forward.
It didn't help that I kept on zapping kids after that. Not as
bad as Rodney, but still
The teacher told me more than once, "Enough is enough. Quit
shocking the other kids."
I couldn't help it. It was like I'd soaked up a whole year's
worth of static that day in the library. It didn't matter if I NEVER shuffled
my feet. It didn't even matter if I wasn't standing on carpet at all. Everybody
got zapped, over and over and over.
Finally, one day, my teacher hauled me by the hand to the
officeafter getting zapped herself, of course, which just made her
madder than ever. They called my mom, and I had to sit there in the principal's
office feeling like a convicted felon. When Mom got there, the teacher explained
to them in great detail all about my wickedness and evil ways. Mom listened,
and the principal frowned. I just sat there, head down, legs swinging, until
the teacher had finished.
After the whole, long explanation, Mom turned to me and stared
at me real hard, and said, "Stevie, you should know better thanOUCH!"
She had grabbed my armand got zapped.
"Stevie! I can't believe you'd do that to your own mother. Quit
dragging your feet and sit up straight! What's gotten into you? I've never
seen you like this. I want you to apologize this instant to"
"Just a minute," the principal interrupted. He was standing
and leaning over his desk looking at my feet. "He couldn't possibly have
been dragging his feet, Mrs. Fischer. That chair's way too high."
Mom leaned forward and examined the chair and the six inches
of empty space between my toes and the floor. My teacher leaned around and
had a look, too.
The principal frowned again. "Bring him," he commanded sternly,
and led the way out of the office. Mom stood, grabbed my arm, got zapped
again, and told me off again.
In the hallway, the principal gathered the school secretary,
a counselor, my teacher, and the sixth grade office-aid in a circle. "Stand
right here with Stephen," he instructed. We joined the circle, with me between
him and Mom. "Now Miss Olsen, touch Mrs. Tanner's arm, please." She did.
Nothing happened, of course. "Now, Mrs. Tanner, touch Mary's arm." Mary,
the sixth grader, looked terrified. But again, nothing happened. "Mary, touch
Mrs. Fischer's arm." She did. "Now Stephen, touch my hand." He held out his
hand, palm up, and I touched it.
There was a sharp snap-crackling sound, and the telltale little
blue arc, barely an eighth of an inch long, from my fingertip to his palm.
Not as bad as sometimes, I was relieved to see. He flinched a little and
stared at me for a second.
"Okay, everybody rub your feet on the floor and touch my hand
one at a time. Not you, Stephen. You just stand still."
I noticed that the floor was shiny-waxed tilenot carpet.
He stepped into the center of the circle, and after shuffling their feet,
each of them touched his palm in turn. Nothing happened. He came back around
to me and said, "Touch my hand again, Stephen."
ZAP. Again.
He didn't flinch, though. He was more ready for it that time.
For several long seconds, we just stood therehim staring down at me,
like I'd just spilled my whole lunch down my front or something. And me staring
back, wondering if I was going to be expelled or something.
I wasn't normal, that much was obvious. Something was terribly
wrong with me. I was a freak.
"Touch me again, Stephen," he said at length. Neither of us
had moved an inch since the last time.
ZAP!
He looked at his hand for a long time, and I started to wonder
if I'd made it bleed or something.
"Mrs. Fischer," he said finally, turning to Mom. "I think you
had best get this boy to a doctor. There is something mighty odd about this.
Mighty odd."
*
Mighty Odd.
Those words have haunted me my whole life. I WAS a freak. I
became a walking circus sideshow. I became the kid nobody wanted to
touchEVER. I became the Stinger, the Wasp, the Hornet. I was big trouble.
And I was nobody's friend.
I was just
Mighty Odd. |